Children: SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOOD NIGHT.
Marta: I HATE TO GO AND LEAVE THIS PRETTY SIGHT.
VANCOUVER - I could just let the inspired lyrics of The
Sound of Music and the curtain-clad von Trapp kids speak for me. But that would be too cheesy and abstract. So. I moved to Vancouver three weeks ago and here's why.

Where to begin. At last count we were trying to start a women's science magazine in Londontown. And we were doing pretty well. We took some knocks, but life was good to us and we collected hilarious stories like toddlers do germs. That was until we hit the wide red tape of the British Home Office. See, Anna and I are Canadian/American citizens. And right now we can't get the visas that let us stay in the UK, own a business, and work for it. The best options were to marry a native or win the lottery so we could afford the £200,000 business visas.
Next up was the Highly Skilled Migrant Visa. And while we're both skilled and very much migrant, we weren't very "highly" so. Yes, we could have bided our time for a year or so, taken high paying jobs that would score us those extra points but the only point that mattered to us is that we're ready to do this now. And there are two perfectly fine countries where we have citizenship that will let us do what the UK will not.
Children: SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, ADIEU
Friedrich: ADIEU, ADIEU, TO YIEU AND YIEU AND YIEU
So we're booting ourselves out of the country. And it's sad. Very sad. And it's been hard. Very very hard. Everyone has been so very generous to us that it kills us to kiss them goodbye. Whether it's Terry, the amazo market research guru, our stellar TV pals, Alex, the plush publisher, Piers, a prince of a man, Bernard, of the Coaches-and-Horses priceless advice, and last but the very opposite of least the phenomenal potential investors who were ready to put stock in our insane venture. Not to mention all the marvellous kids in London who made life there lovable and colorful and warm and cozy.
Children: SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOODBYE
Kurt: I LEAVE AND HEAVE A SIGH AND SAY GOODBYE -- GOODBYE!
Brigitta: I'M GLAD TO GO, I CANNOT TELL A LIE
Louisa: I FLIT, I FLOAT, I FLEETLY FLEE, I FLY
Gretl: THE SUN HAS GONE TO BED AND SO MUST I
So I've parked my rejected dejected ass in Vancouver until Anna comes to join me in mid-July at which point we'll descend into further mania by deciding where to set up our magazine shop - New York? SF? Our basement? The web? The inky circus will keep on performing though. We're just slowly but surely spanning the globe and more time zones doing so. That's all.
Children:
SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOODBYE
GOODBYE, GOODBYE, GOODBYE

A misty and belated bye bye to Britain's fair shores and hullo land of wide lanes, purple furry mountains, and driftwood.
Guests:
GOODBYE!