Did you know that Doritos will make you fat?

Sometimes, I just can't help myself. When I see stories with headlines like "Exercise shrinks abdominal fat cells," and "Dieting can make cellulite worse, say doctors" along with "How to loose weight the maple syrup way," I just want to post them. Not just because they are lame and have little new, useful or even factual information. Not because they make me laugh before I even read them. But because they make me real darn tootin' proud to be a journalist.

Comments

[Dan Rather]

I too feel "real darn tootin' proud to be a journalist"

[dd]

No not doritos. First skittles then mars what else. AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!